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Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Chiseled Chests from Mr. Man
MrMan.com features a mountain of male celebrities
in out and out of clothes. After-all, it is a site dedicated strictly to nude male celebs from the movies and T.V. However, for this top ten list we decided to feature our pick of Hollywoods Top 10 Hottest Chiseled Chests.
Since this a top 10 list we couldn’t get everyone on it of course. I know some of you may disagree with a few of the choices. However, that’s what’s fun about it :) it’ll give you some time to fantasize about which male celeb you would love to see shirtless right about now!
Now on to the Top 10:
10. Eric Dane – Valentines Day
9. Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
8. Zack Efron - Neighbors
7. Brad Pitt - Troy
6. Jake Gyllenhaal – Love and Other Drugs
5. Mark Wahlberg – The Corruptor
4. Daniel Craig - Quantum of Solace
3. Mehcad Brooks – True Blood
2. Matthew McConaughey - Fools Gold
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- 1. Joe Manganiello - True Blood
The Unconventional Pairing Makes It Even Hotter
This is one of those clips that I find hot for a lot of reasons. However, the unconventional pairing of the two and the sexual roles I expected each man to take are really the biggest things that augment it’s hotness for me. If I were to only look at a pic of this hot, built, tattooed bi guy with a girlfriend, the first thing that comes to mind wouldn’t be the sex session below – and I love that about it.
Speaking of girlfriend, in the clip the tattooed guy asks the other one if he “fucks with girls too” and states that he and his girlfriend did threesomes and he’d love to see her sit on the other man’s dick. In general, I wonder what his role is during these threesomes with his gf. Let’s say it’s with a second guy – do both he and his girl take turns sitting on it? Or does he act “straight” and disinterested in dick/the other guy, while all along being more turned on by another man than he lets on?
We’ll never know… :)
This Condom Demo Will Grab Your Attention Hard.
This clip might seem a bit random, but remember this blog is all about me finding gay porn that I think is hot for whatever reason might be flowing through my mind at the moment and passing it on to you :). Now, with that said, I’m not sure the clip below is even “porn.” All I know is watching this guy demonstrate for 60 seconds how to put a condom on was certainly hot and worth a post. There was just something around the 00:15 mark that really grabbed my attention – hard (like a rock).
Admittedly, considering I have no clue what he’s saying – I’m also assuming it’s a demo/how-to video. For all I know he could be saying “I’m going to fuck you senseless as soon as I get this condom on.” …or perhaps that’ just wishful thinking on my part.
Going Down on the Coach
Apparently we all need to pay closer attention to sports coaches, or coaches dicks. The last time I posted a “coach” clip his dick was equally as…ummm..gratifying to look at. You can check out that clip here. But after you check out the one below of course :)
Getting Off In Germany (I Mean Beating Off In Germany)
Unsurprisingly, I had another video of a guy jerking off on the bus – but then I came across this man. But don’t worry, I’ll get to the other one eventually.
I swear there has to be some type of correlation between male horniness and bus, subway, and train rides. The amount of clips I find of guys beating off on them is crazy (in a good way).
I do have to give it to this guy (pun intended). At least after he came he had the courtesy to clean it up – off himself. It’s kinda funny, he licks it up like a cat cleaning itself. Now that’s a man that knows how to finish a meal.
Anonymous Hotel Sex – Let’s Live Vicariously Through Someone Else
Gay porn (and porn in general) often gets a pretty bad rap. Especially amateur gay porn, which this blog mainly focuses on. I rarely go into the topics of bareback sex and promiscuity because we’re all adults and frankly that’s not what this blog is for.
The slogan for this site used to be “Watch some porn. It’s good for you”. It was a play words: Actual “bananas” (being shaped liked penises, hence the “banana” blog) are healthy for you and most importantly my belief that a healthy amount of porn consumption…leading to…masturbation, and/or or new ideas in bed or wherever are a big stress reliever and also good for you – at least for me :)
But what porn also allows some of us to do is live vicariously through others. It allows us to see some of our fantasies come to life. You may have this fantasy about being screwed by a football team size of guys – but do you actually act on it? Ok, maybe lol – but probably not.
Case in point – the clip below: Anonymous hotel sex. The kind of sex where a guy (in this a case a 21 year old) walks in, no words are spoken and he isn’t seen by you (only the camera you have set up). He drops his pants, fucks, cums, and he leaves.
I Choose…Michael Hoffman Fingering Himself
So over the past few days most of you that follow Michael Hoffman know a good majority of his clips ended up online – in too many places to count. Considering that I’ve seen most of them and there is a fair bit of repetitiveness, I decided to post the one that shows a side of him we had not seen before..well, until I posted a .gif of it a day before the video fully ended up online. Anyway, that part is of him fingering himself (video below)
Btw, if I can just add my two cents to this whole saga without sounding too hypocritical. The decision to sell individual clips online (IMO) is just bad business. I mean, as soon as one person buys it or figures out the folder where the site selling them stores the clips, then those “for sale” videos lose value immediately. “Michael Hoffman” (emphasis on the name itself) didn’t need the exclusive backing of any porn studio or website – hell, he’s actually the biggest non (ok, let’s be real, he’s officially a male porn star) online right now. His fan-base is massive.
I wonder why he didn’t just start his own membership site, cut out a third party, and host video chats, stream videos, even sell-off some used workout gear, etc. Sure, any porn studio can tell you videos end up online anyway – but you still have paying members getting the new stuff before anyone else does, word of mouth, plus, residual income from his fans. I mean, even Brent Everett is (for some unknown reason) teasing his clips behind a paywall of his own site.
But I digress…here’s the video ;)
Update: Some people like this video, some don’t. If you don’t and are questioning why I chose this one out of the 15 new ones (though I stated it above lol) please read my follow-up statement in the comments.
Blowing the Ex-Con
I’m a big fan of blowjob clips. I actually think I prefer them over general sex clips at times. This one in particular caught my interest simply because of the way the guy giving the blowjob does it. It’s like he has had his jaw bones removed or something. Either that or this is what a true pro looks like.
It’s a bit weird to watch for some reason – but I still found it hot.
Michael Hoffman Video Archive & New Pics
So a few new pics of Michael Hoffman have popped up online. Most notably I would say is the .gif to your left. Still no video to go along with it though :(
Michael Hoffman has to be the best marketer in amateur porn right now. Let’s face it, the man knows how to sell himself and keep an audience captivated by revealing a little more month-by-month.
When the videos were first released, Michael himself admitted to making over $10,000 over 2 years. I for one hope he’s still making a killing off these videos. [By the way you can buy Michael’s latest video from The Best Flex]
[Update: Thanks guys, I received your email regarding the other videos :)]
But first, the new pics
NEW: Michael Hoffman Video Archive – WITH 2 MORE CLIPS ADDED.
So after countless random video releases, posts, pics popping up online, I thought it was time for me to actually organize the nude clips on the blog into one page for easy access for you …and my sanity. Quite frankly, I was starting to lose count. So…
Click Here For The Michael Hoffman Video Archive
Brent Corrigan Goes Poolside with Darius Ferdynand
As I start to delve more into the professional adult gay porn industry, I’ll feature more porn stars, scenes, studios, etc that I find particular hot or interesting – for whatever reason. Pretty much the same thing I’ve always done on this blog with gay amateur videos over the past 7 1/2 years.
…In other words, I’ll be behind the scenes (without you noticing), obsessing over the best ones (IMO), and change my mind 10x about what to post!
Poolside 1 features, on again, off again, on again gay porn star Brent Corrigan. Though his career/life has been filled with controversy since what seems to be the very beginning (I’ll let you do the research) Brent has always been one one of favorites. Despite there being something about his looks that attract me, I like him for his seemingly pure resilience. It does take a bit of a “go-get-it” attitude to leave porn and actually make it into a few mainstream movies. …Even if you do eventually end up back in porn.
Brent formerly made some very hot scenes with Active Duty, but Brent is back with Falcon Studios. and I must say, he has made 2 of the hottest scenes of his career in Jacked and the just released Poolside 1 with Darius Ferdynand.
Here are some of the preview images of the Poolside 1 scenes. But check out the hot preview clip after. It’s definitely worth it.
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Skinny Guy Equals Big Dick?
I’ve heard the phrase used a few times that “It’s always the skinny guys with the big dicks“. That’s certainly not true of course. I hate to spoil the surprise for some, but when you look at porn or a picture of a guy with a big dick - it’s about angle and/or relative size.
Basically, our eyes deceive us. In some cases a guys dick looks huge simply because he’s only 5’5 or as skinny as a #2 pencil. So of course it appears huge relative and compared to the rest of his body.
So, the next time a guy sends you his dick picture claiming to be 13 inches. Tell him to (1) grab a Coke can, (2) put it next to his dick, and (3) try playing again :) Size doesn’t matter, but lying about it does. However, if you’re a size queen – size certainly might be pretty important.
Wait…on second thought, have him grab a banana and do a comparison :)
Now with that lesson on dicks over, check out the skinny guy in this video.
Now, I’m disregarding everything I said above – ha! I don’t give a damn about relative comparison. His dick is massive. I won’t give it away in a screen capture. I’ll let you watch it for the big reveal! :)
Semi-Erection (or Freeballing?) on the Train
Ok, I know that we’re all about gay porn here, but there is just something that I love about clips like this. Where you can clearly make out a guys penis in his pants. I mean, sure we all have one, but I suppose its the mystery of what’s underneath.
Now I don’t if he’s freeballing, has an erection, or just hung – either way, it’s hot.
My lack of knowing has a lot to do with my own personal situation when I go out in public. My boyfriend swears that I purposely emphasize the outline of my dick or bulge in everything I wear! But really (most of the time) I’m not, I just have nowhere else to put it – and I refuse to hang to the left! lol.
[Btw, I’m writing this while sitting in a cafe with no underwear on underneath (laundry day). Perhaps he’s right] ;)
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By the way, if you like this one, don’t forget the video of the hot guy who’s dick is clearly hard on the bus. And we also can’t forget the guy on the eurorail casually touching himself as he talks on the phone.