Yes, Rugby Players Have The Nicest Butts in Sports
Wow, two sports posts in a week. That’s got to be some type of blog record. But this one is also in celebration of Hump Day too.
Rugby, in my opinion, is definitely the sport that produces men with the hottest asses (and legs, and thighs) overall. I base this on two facts: (1) My eyes (2) last year, during my last semester at university I sat next to one of the school Rugby players in two classes.
Most days he’d come in wearing his Rugby shorts, which I believe are some of the shortest shorts in sports.
Anyway, this guy had the absolute hottest thighs that lead up to the most beautiful ass.
What about soccer, football players, etc.?
But why Rugby players over Soccer (Football) players? I don’t know – but I assume it has a lot to do with subtle differences that make playing Rugby a better and more intense workout on the lower body. But here are my three theories (keep in mind I don’t follow the sport that closely :)
- More emphasis on kicking (working the butt, thighs, legs). In rugby, goals are achieved by kicking the ball over the bar, while in soccer it’s inside a net.
- In rugby you must use sheer power to drive the ball through your opponents side. Soccer does not allow excessive use of power.
- You know how I said Rugby has the best asses overall. Well, in soccer and other intense sports, players with certain special skills are required for different situations. However, in Rugby, for the most part – every player generally has a similar set of skills. These skills lead to asses like this apparently:
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Dick Sucked in Gloryhole, Doesn’t Miss a Drop
I came across this glory hole video recently and thought it was pretty hot. I mean, even besides the nice looking dick being sucked, I actually thought the cocksucker (for lack of a better word) had pretty eyes (I know, pretty random lol). Plus this is a man that doesn’t miss a drop of cum. Even when he does, he dives right back in!
You can check out the video below.
Model Todd Sanfield – Top 20 Dick Pictures
One of my favorite male models is Todd Sanfield. Todd is mostly known for posing in his underwear, usually with a hint of pubes showing. You can also see plenty of pics online of his amazing ass.
However, this gallery is dedicated to all those times Todd has shown off his dick to the world.
Todd Sanfield’s Top Dick Pictures! Click Here.
Sexy Indian Guy Jerks Off on Cam
This may be the typical jerk off video, but there was something about this guy that I found incredibly hot. I think it’s his dark features. You can check it out below. Btw, don’t get distracted by the Michael Jackson posters on the wall. Luckily I only noticed them after he came :)
Men’s Bulges – Today I Learned About “Basket Shopping”
TIL #2: Today I Learned there is an awesome slang phrase called “Basket Shopping.”
Basket shopping (v.) – 1. “When cruising or checking someone out.” 2. “British term refers to examining the object of your affection’s private areas through their clothing.”
I believe I more-so relate to the British version. Though I don’t know how I’ve missed this phrase considering the fact that I can’t help but do this with most guys that walk by. It has nothing to do with attractiveness or affection, my eyes just involuntarily and quickly wanders down to their crotches/bulges.
So guys, if you’ve ever met me in person, know – I have checked out your “private area through your clothing“. There I said it! Just kidding though ;)
Now on to the videos! You know there always has to be a video to drive home the point of a post. This time I have two clips that I think adequately reinforces the meaning of “Basket Shopping” through video.
Watch the clips by clicking below:
Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Chiseled Chests from Mr. Man
MrMan.com features a mountain of male celebrities
in out and out of clothes. After-all, it is a site dedicated strictly to nude male celebs from the movies and T.V. However, for this top ten list we decided to feature our pick of Hollywoods Top 10 Hottest Chiseled Chests.
Since this a top 10 list we couldn’t get everyone on it of course. I know some of you may disagree with a few of the choices. However, that’s what’s fun about it :) it’ll give you some time to fantasize about which male celeb you would love to see shirtless right about now!
Now on to the Top 10:
10. Eric Dane – Valentines Day
9. Ryan Reynolds – The Proposal
8. Zack Efron – Neighbors
7. Brad Pitt – Troy
6. Jake Gyllenhaal – Love and Other Drugs
5. Mark Wahlberg – The Corruptor
4. Daniel Craig – Quantum of Solace
3. Mehcad Brooks – True Blood
2. Matthew McConaughey – Fools Gold
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- 1. Joe Manganiello – True Blood
The Unconventional Pairing Makes It Even Hotter
This is one of those clips that I find hot for a lot of reasons. However, the unconventional pairing of the two and the sexual roles I expected each man to take are really the biggest things that augment it’s hotness for me. If I were to only look at a pic of this hot, built, tattooed bi guy with a girlfriend, the first thing that comes to mind wouldn’t be the sex session below – and I love that about it.
Speaking of girlfriend, in the clip the tattooed guy asks the other one if he “fucks with girls too” and states that he and his girlfriend did threesomes and he’d love to see her sit on the other man’s dick. In general, I wonder what his role is during these threesomes with his gf. Let’s say it’s with a second guy – do both he and his girl take turns sitting on it? Or does he act “straight” and disinterested in dick/the other guy, while all along being more turned on by another man than he lets on?
We’ll never know… :)
This Condom Demo Will Grab Your Attention Hard.
This clip might seem a bit random, but remember this blog is all about me finding gay porn that I think is hot for whatever reason might be flowing through my mind at the moment and passing it on to you :). Now, with that said, I’m not sure the clip below is even “porn.” All I know is watching this guy demonstrate for 60 seconds how to put a condom on was certainly hot and worth a post. There was just something around the 00:15 mark that really grabbed my attention – hard (like a rock).
Admittedly, considering I have no clue what he’s saying – I’m also assuming it’s a demo/how-to video. For all I know he could be saying “I’m going to fuck you senseless as soon as I get this condom on.” …or perhaps that’ just wishful thinking on my part.
Going Down on the Coach
Apparently we all need to pay closer attention to sports coaches, or coaches dicks. The last time I posted a “coach” clip his dick was equally as…ummm..gratifying to look at. You can check out that clip here. But after you check out the one below of course :)
Getting Off In Germany (I Mean Beating Off In Germany)
Unsurprisingly, I had another video of a guy jerking off on the bus – but then I came across this man. But don’t worry, I’ll get to the other one eventually.
I swear there has to be some type of correlation between male horniness and bus, subway, and train rides. The amount of clips I find of guys beating off on them is crazy (in a good way).
I do have to give it to this guy (pun intended). At least after he came he had the courtesy to clean it up – off himself. It’s kinda funny, he licks it up like a cat cleaning itself. Now that’s a man that knows how to finish a meal.
Anonymous Hotel Sex – Let’s Live Vicariously Through Someone Else
Gay porn (and porn in general) often gets a pretty bad rap. Especially amateur gay porn, which this blog mainly focuses on. I rarely go into the topics of bareback sex and promiscuity because we’re all adults and frankly that’s not what this blog is for.
The slogan for this site used to be “Watch some porn. It’s good for you”. It was a play words: Actual “bananas” (being shaped liked penises, hence the “banana” blog) are healthy for you and most importantly my belief that a healthy amount of porn consumption…leading to…masturbation, and/or or new ideas in bed or wherever are a big stress reliever and also good for you – at least for me :)
But what porn also allows some of us to do is live vicariously through others. It allows us to see some of our fantasies come to life. You may have this fantasy about being screwed by a football team size of guys – but do you actually act on it? Ok, maybe lol – but probably not.
Case in point – the clip below: Anonymous hotel sex. The kind of sex where a guy (in this a case a 21 year old) walks in, no words are spoken and he isn’t seen by you (only the camera you have set up). He drops his pants, fucks, cums, and he leaves.
I Choose…Michael Hoffman Fingering Himself
So over the past few days most of you that follow Michael Hoffman know a good majority of his clips ended up online – in too many places to count. Considering that I’ve seen most of them and there is a fair bit of repetitiveness, I decided to post the one that shows a side of him we had not seen before..well, until I posted a .gif of it a day before the video fully ended up online. Anyway, that part is of him fingering himself (video below)
Btw, if I can just add my two cents to this whole saga without sounding too hypocritical. The decision to sell individual clips online (IMO) is just bad business. I mean, as soon as one person buys it or figures out the folder where the site selling them stores the clips, then those “for sale” videos lose value immediately. “Michael Hoffman” (emphasis on the name itself) didn’t need the exclusive backing of any porn studio or website – hell, he’s actually the biggest non (ok, let’s be real, he’s officially a male porn star) online right now. His fan-base is massive.
I wonder why he didn’t just start his own membership site, cut out a third party, and host video chats, stream videos, even sell-off some used workout gear, etc. Sure, any porn studio can tell you videos end up online anyway – but you still have paying members getting the new stuff before anyone else does, word of mouth, plus, residual income from his fans. I mean, even Brent Everett is (for some unknown reason) teasing his clips behind a paywall of his own site.
But I digress…here’s the video ;)
Update: Some people like this video, some don’t. If you don’t and are questioning why I chose this one out of the 15 new ones (though I stated it above lol) please read my follow-up statement in the comments.