Michael Hoffman and His Visible Penis Line (VPL)
Take a look at one of Michael A. Hoffman’s older YouTube videos. However, pay close attention to the white basketball shorts he’s wearing. While I’m sure it’s a coincidence (not!), notice the slight outline of the head of his dick as he poses, flexes, and pushes his groin against the fabric of his pretty thin shorts.
The result, a very noticeable visible penis line.
7 Times We Wished We Were Zac Efron’s Hands
We’ve all had a desire to be someone or something else I’m sure. However, you probably never wished to be someone’s hands. Well, we’re going to change that. Here are 7 times when we wished we could be Zac Efron’s hands:
7. The Time Zac was at the beach and grabbed his package☟
6. The time Zac was on set in sweat pants and his hands got closer to his bulge than we ever will :( ☟
5. The time Zac was looking clean cut and both his hands got in on the action☟
4. The time Zac was filming and was caught with his hand down his pants☟
3. The time Zac came out shirtless and did this adorable thing☟
2. This time when Zac was being interviewed☟
1. This time ☟ in Sydney when Zac was caught scratching the family jewels
Watch This Soccer Players Bouncing Bulge Over and Over Again…
We admit to not watching a lot of soccer, but this player showing off his bouncing bulge just made us HUGE fans. Pun intended.