Masturbation Demonstration (Perfect for a Party?)
Of all the days to be sick, it just had to be today. So I just went through 2 months of stressfully planning and organizing our office holiday party tonight (12/14).
Naturally, after over a year of not having a single cold I woke up this morning with one. But then I thought, perhaps my night won’t be all that bad…IF this guy showed up…and gave us the exact same demonstration! I wonder if I still have time to hire him!? Hey, a sick boy can wish can’t he!
Well, it’s time to get ready, put on my famous fake office smile, and bring about 5 bottles of hand sanitizer!
btw, some of you may recognize this video. It’s a repost.