This is certainly one of those times when you want to lend a helping hand. Check out this sexy muscled man jerk off to get a better idea of what I mean. Though I’m sure you can just from the screenshot below.
TIL #2: Today I Learned there is an awesome slang phrase called “Basket Shopping.”
Basket shopping (v.)– 1. “When cruising or checking someone out.” 2. “British term refers to examining the object of your affection’s private areas through their clothing.”
I believe I more-so relate to the British version. Though I don’t know how I’ve missed this phrase considering the fact that I can’t help but do this with most guys that walk by. It has nothing to do with attractiveness or affection, my eyes just involuntarily and quickly wanders down to their crotches/bulges.
So guys, if you’ve ever met me in person, know – I have checked out your “private area through your clothing“. There I said it! Just kidding though ;)
Now on to the videos! You know there always has to be a video to drive home the point of a post. This time I have two clips that I think adequately reinforces the meaning of “Basket Shopping” through video.
A lot of us know (all of us should know by now) how to put on a condom. But do you know how to put on a condom by watching a hot young guy with a rock hard erection put one one.
This clip might seem a bit random, but remember this blog is all about me finding gay porn that I think is hot for whatever reason might be flowing through my mind at the moment and passing it on to you :). Now, with that said, I’m not sure the clip below is even “porn.” All I know is watching this guy demonstrate for 60 seconds how to put a condom on was certainly hot and worth a post. There was just something around the 00:15 mark that really grabbed my attention – hard (like a rock).
Admittedly, considering I have no clue what he’s saying – I’m also assuming it’s a demo/how-to video. For all I know he could be saying “I’m going to fuck you senseless as soon as I get this condom on.”…or perhaps that’ just wishful thinking on my part.
Well, considering it’s now Tuesday you can see this post is a little late, so the “Let’s start MONDAY off with a bang” doesn’t really fit. Regardless, prepare to watch someone get banged hard – just now on Tuesday :)
While the wife is away, the husband will play:
You might recognize this video from an earlier post years ago. However, I decided to feature it again because there is still something about it I find incredibly hot and a little sleazy (which ironically makes it hotter). Why a little sleazy?
Well the description by the original poster stated (paraphrasing):
…I swear if I found a video of my husband doing this I’d…. [insert all great forms of payback here!] Granted, I’m gay, my boyfriend and I have no plans to get married anytime soon…oh, and we have no kids. But still! Oh, I might also jerk off to the video first – but then I’d be furious with him! lol
Admittedly, this is a pretty basic jerkoff clip. However, I saved it to post because I thought it was pretty hot. Much like the like the clip below, the cumshot at the end is pretty hot. Plus his dick and body are worth a look as well. You can check it out below:
First, we had a horse guy “hanging” out on the beach (view post). Now it’s time to feature a guy doing the same in the shower. I actually think the term “hanging” might be a bit of an understatement and the wrong word used to describe this video. However, that post title does roll off the tongue better than “Guy With Massive Dick Makes Me Feel Inferior“ jk lol. Check out the video below of a guy showing off big dick in the shower.
Speaking of things rolling off my tongue – check out the penis in question by clicking below.
As you can tell from the blog I like finding good amateur porn (well, in my opinion). However, one of the things that I also love is finding and buying sexy mens underwear (when I’m not freeballing). That’s hard to convey on a blog so I’ll show you in pictures. Some sexy swim suits are mixed in too :)
Now, women may have us beat in overall fashion – but I must say the array of underwear we have to choose from is endless! :)
And because it’s never cool when a guy “talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk” – C3, R2 Pic 3 is me. You know, the obvious one :)
I just came across this clip on Tumblr and thought it was pretty hot. The hottest thing about it to me (besides both of their dicks!) is how the bottom gets the top “lubed up” for his ass by a quick wet blow job.
This is a short one but this clip (and the huge wad of cash in his hand) just proves that we are all in the wrong line of work!
I mean, if I buy some revealing onion skin shorts, barely dance, and swing my dick slightly, will strangers come up to me and drop dollar bills in my hand too. Hey, I won’t hate on him though. He knows what it takes to make a dollar :)
You would think that after running a gay porn blog for a while, a person would get desensitized to the majority of porn. Well, that’s true to a certain extent. However, a good blow job video can get me off like no other. What’s the definition of “good” to me? When a guy makes it look effortless. For example, the video below (from tygerkid).
Xtube Description: You asked for hung uncut latino cock and here it is. My married buddy Jose really knows how to use my throat as you’ll see. He even feeds me cum twice, one at 2:05 and the other at 13:30. Looking for other hung studs to feed me. Private session, video or not, private use or xtube…I don’t care as long as you feed me. – tygerkid
If you’ve followed the blog over the past month or so, you remember the first “Sexual Tension” clip that was posted. Well, here is one more of my favorite scenes from the TLA “Sexual Tension: Volatile” movie. This is definitely hot, but lacks the film and directing quality of the first one.
By the way, if you missed the first Sexual Tension clip. You have to watch it here.
Low hangers are still one of the hottest things on a guy. I can’t explain why I find them so hot, maybe they just seem so “manly” or something lol. Anyway, here is my collection of some of the best “low hangers” pics I could find. Enjoy.
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