This is a clip I came across months ago but never got a chance to share. I can’t remember the exact scenario but I believe it was something about a guy noticing someone jerking off in the parking lot, he decides to get in to give him a blowjob.
Or perhaps I’m just describing what I see in the clip :) Either way, check it out below.
I think the post title pretty much sums up this clip. Sure, there are no shortages of muscular men, monster cock, or a combination of the two on the internet. However, there are those times when I come across a clip that I just simply like above all the other ones. This happens to be that clip.
I can also assure you that his monster dick had nothing to do with my decision to post it. Ok, that’s an obvious lie – it was about 70% of the reason. The other 30% was because I love a man covered in oil and glistening :)
When you have a cumshot so hard and powerful that you can actually hear the “splat” as it hits you (in the case in the forehead) you know you’ve been edging for a couple…weeks, are extremely horny, or the more boring reason – naturally always shoot powerful cumshots.
In the case of this guy, I’m going to hope that he was just very horny and worked up. It makes that initial splat as the cum hits his forehead even hotter :) Check out the clip below.
This is certainly one of those times when you want to lend a helping hand. Check out this sexy muscled man jerk off to get a better idea of what I mean. Though I’m sure you can just from the screenshot below.
TIL #2: Today I Learned there is an awesome slang phrase called “Basket Shopping.”
Basket shopping (v.)– 1. “When cruising or checking someone out.” 2. “British term refers to examining the object of your affection’s private areas through their clothing.”
I believe I more-so relate to the British version. Though I don’t know how I’ve missed this phrase considering the fact that I can’t help but do this with most guys that walk by. It has nothing to do with attractiveness or affection, my eyes just involuntarily and quickly wanders down to their crotches/bulges.
So guys, if you’ve ever met me in person, know – I have checked out your “private area through your clothing“. There I said it! Just kidding though ;)
Now on to the videos! You know there always has to be a video to drive home the point of a post. This time I have two clips that I think adequately reinforces the meaning of “Basket Shopping” through video.
A lot of us know (all of us should know by now) how to put on a condom. But do you know how to put on a condom by watching a hot young guy with a rock hard erection put one one.
This clip might seem a bit random, but remember this blog is all about me finding gay porn that I think is hot for whatever reason might be flowing through my mind at the moment and passing it on to you :). Now, with that said, I’m not sure the clip below is even “porn.” All I know is watching this guy demonstrate for 60 seconds how to put a condom on was certainly hot and worth a post. There was just something around the 00:15 mark that really grabbed my attention – hard (like a rock).
Admittedly, considering I have no clue what he’s saying – I’m also assuming it’s a demo/how-to video. For all I know he could be saying “I’m going to fuck you senseless as soon as I get this condom on.”…or perhaps that’ just wishful thinking on my part.
Well, considering it’s now Tuesday you can see this post is a little late, so the “Let’s start MONDAY off with a bang” doesn’t really fit. Regardless, prepare to watch someone get banged hard – just now on Tuesday :)
While the wife is away, the husband will play:
You might recognize this video from an earlier post years ago. However, I decided to feature it again because there is still something about it I find incredibly hot and a little sleazy (which ironically makes it hotter). Why a little sleazy?
Well the description by the original poster stated (paraphrasing):
…I swear if I found a video of my husband doing this I’d…. [insert all great forms of payback here!] Granted, I’m gay, my boyfriend and I have no plans to get married anytime soon…oh, and we have no kids. But still! Oh, I might also jerk off to the video first – but then I’d be furious with him! lol
Admittedly, this is a pretty basic jerkoff clip. However, I saved it to post because I thought it was pretty hot. Much like the like the clip below, the cumshot at the end is pretty hot. Plus his dick and body are worth a look as well. You can check it out below:
First, we had a horse guy “hanging” out on the beach (view post). Now it’s time to feature a guy doing the same in the shower. I actually think the term “hanging” might be a bit of an understatement and the wrong word used to describe this video. However, that post title does roll off the tongue better than “Guy With Massive Dick Makes Me Feel Inferior“ jk lol. Check out the video below of a guy showing off big dick in the shower.
Speaking of things rolling off my tongue – check out the penis in question by clicking below.