Catching My Neighbor Masturbating
True Story: So, my boyfriend and I just moved into a new place. It’s a nice top floor apartment, with a patio view facing the courtyard and swimming pool – Prime spot.
So I get up this morning and go out to sit on the patio around 830 – 9 AM and notice a guy sitting in the courtyard below me at a table on his macbook. Ok, nothing strange there. Then about 15 minutes later I just happen to look down and notice that he has now pulled his dick out (apparently never noticing I’m above him on my patio) and was beating off.
++ Now, just to put this situation into some more perspective so you get an idea of just how odd and public this scene truly is. He isn’t in a secluded place. He is literally sitting in the middle of the courtyard with dozens of apartments (and a gym) circling him all directions.
I will end this with one more statement: If you want and expect privacy. Do it in a private place. Or be like the rest of us and be a lot less obvious.